Tomorrow: Debut of the Rev and Beer Players

Tomorrow the Rev and Beer Players will debut on the Revolution and Beer Show. You can join the cast in an upcoming show. To find out how, tune in at 11am tomorrow to the Revolution and Beer Show, only on Que4 Radio in Chicago

Tomorrow’s sketch:

RAHM’S FAVORITE BYRD
A Sketch by WC Turck
Featuring:
The Rev and Beer Players
NARRATOR
We take you now to city hall. In a spacious and extravagant 5th floor office, its business as usual.
RAHM’S ASSISTANT
Mayor Emmanuel, your 1 oclock is here. Shall I…
RAHM
(Delighted but with a note of insincerity)Is that…? Why, I would recognize the glow from that bling from the International Space Station! Bartbie Bryrd Bennett, so good to see you. Wait, something is different. Don’t tell me…
BYRD
(Stern) That’s Mizzzzzz Bennett to you.
RAHM
Oh, I meant, I didn’t, please accept my…
BYRD
Oh, Rahmy, I’m just joshing ya!
RAHM
(Relieved) oh good. Say, Byrdie, that’s one amazing rock on your finger
BYRD
“Don’t you love it, Rahmy. I call it Gibraltar. I told the feds I blew the 3 million bucks at the casino (Mocking victimhood) I have a gambling problem!
THEY BOTH LAUGH
RAHM
Seriously, sorry about that whole “I didn’t know anything,” thing I told the Press
BYRD
That’s okay. It was hilarious!
RAHM
I wrote it myself. Wish I could give them the finger but…Hey, Byrdie, thanks for taking one for the team.
BYRD
Ha! I can do 8 months in a Federal ladies Pen standing on my head. (Glumly insincere) I guess I’ll have to make restitution for the millions we took from the taxpayers and children of Chicago while claiming to be poor.
PREGNANT PAUSE
BOTH LAUGH RIOTOUSLY
BYRD
Seriously, the Feds are sniffing way up my posh and plush diva’s behind on this one.
RAHM
Those sick bastards.
BYRD
No, they’re not actually sniffing. Its a figure of speech.
RAHM
Oh.
BYRD
They want me to turn state’s evidence and give up some names…Now you can be angry
RAHM
Those sick bastards.
ASSISTANT
Mayor Emmanuel, your 1:10 is here, its George Lucas from the Star Wars museum. Chewbacca and R2D2 are threatening to unionize, he’s asking if you and Rauner will approve another raise for the cops to bust some heads, like you did for NATO.
RAHM
Tell Mister Lucas I’ll be right with him, and he’s welcome to take anything he likes in the office. We’ll bill the taxpayers for it later.
ASSISTANT
Nothing too good for our second favorite billionaire. Just in case Brucey Rauner is listening.
BYRD
Where were we?
RAHM
Okay, so its simple. Just tell the feds it was a cabal of rogue low level managers. When you get out, early retirement, baby! Besides, I need to clean house around here anyway. You know, like Volkswagon with their emission fooling software
BYRD
Oh, Rahmy, I just find ruthless corruption so attractive in a man. You can sniff around my plush backside anytime.
RAHM
Sounds like there’s already a line.
NARRATOR
The writer and cast of this sketch would like you to know that as a work of parody Revolution and Beer has absolutely no evidence that Chewbacca and R2D2 are attempting to, or in any way have ever discussed or considered starting a union. Our sincere apologies to those cartoon characters for any harm this play might have caused to their family and friends.


Listen Saturday’s from 11am-1pm to WC Turck, Brian Murray with Jack Hammond and guests on Chicago’s real alternative media, AM1680, Q4 radio, streaming at www.que4.org.
CAM00236WC Turck is an author, artist, playwright and talk radio host in Chicago. He has been called the most dangerous voice on the Left. His new book “A Tragic Fate: is an unflinching look at the events leading up to the shooting down of Malaysia Air Flight 17.” His first novel, “Broken” was recommended by NAMI for its treatment of PTSD. In 2006 he published “Everything for Love,” a memoir of his experiences during the siege of Sarajevo. He wrote and produced two critically acclaimed plays, “Occupy my Heart” and “The People’s Republic of Edward Snowden.” He works with the homeless and foreclosure victims in Chicago. He partners in a weekly radio show dedicated to issues, society and politics with cohost, activist and artist Brian Murray For more information, past shows, videos and articles, visit www.revolutioandbeer.com

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