I have decided to dump Bernie Sanders and take up the fight to elect Donald Trump. Let’s face it, Trump is America. He represents most of America, and isn’t that what being president is all about? A man of the people. Since most people in the country watch “The Apprentice,” “Duck Dynasty” or “Houswives of # City,” than watch the news or read books, Trump is the candidate for the 21st Century. Besides, compared with the others, except Scott Walker, the Koch brothers Zygote Android.
Let’s face it, Bernie Sanders, just wants to talk about boring old issues like student debt crippling the economy, corporate welfare, race relations, the economy: Yaaaaaaawwwwnnnnn! Where is the entertainment value in that? There isn’t any, and the Americans people demand to be entertained; relentlessly, endlessly, unstoppably entertained. Give the people what they want. They want YV, they want a reality show (that isn’t really reality) and they want Trump!
Trump is surging in a new NBC poll ahead of Thursday’s FOX News totally unbiased debate, which is being marketed by the way as a Reality TV show, with faux controversy, scripted arguments and false news releases about the very Blond and Perky Megan Kelly (Will we be able to see her legs, or will she hide them behind a desk, and will she cross and uncross them for us a few times-there must be a vagina in there somewhere.) picking on Donald Trump. Host, Kelly is the moderator, Rudy Giuliani swears it isn’t true. A Trump spokesperson responded with a long tense moment of lingering silence.
I’ll be watching. I wouldn’t miss it for a million bucks. I want to hear every crystalline syllable fall from the Donald’s mouth. Don, what would you do about abortion after Roe vs Wade, which made a woman’s right to choose a constitutionally protected right? Shall back alley abortions, or self induces abortions result in felony manslaughter or homicide? How do we monitor every woman in America? (Maybe ISIS and the Saudis can be instructive here) What do we do with Mexicans, except the ones you import to work in your businesses and on the lawns of your many homes? Would you bomb Iran, even if they comply with the latest agreement your first day in office. What about those Europeans poisoning America with all their socialism? Isn’t healthcare a privilege? School is a privilege for those who can afford it, right? How else will the American worker compete against low skilled, low wage Mexican immigrants if we don’t invest in creating a new generation of low paid American workers? And all of the Christian, god fearing oil companies and frackers; American was built on oil (Also slavery, wagonry and drowning witches), shouldn’t we ban all of that obnoxious green energy stuff stealing profits from our oil and gas heroes? China’s gonna pay, and Russia and Mexico, and Canada I’m looking at you too. What kind of country has a Maple Leaf for a national symbol. Our eagle will crap on your leaf (Beat chest and holler here)!
Honestly, when was the last time a president of the United States of America had the guts to flip someone off at a press conference, or grab his package, or pick a media insult fight with a woman? Aren’t we all tied of people with manners and decorum? Time for someone just as thoughtless and boorish as much of the rest of the nation. Books are for fags. That’s right I said fags, because I can in Trump America. Respect for others is for sissies, and the feminists, teachers and scientists have made American men sissies and queers. Trump will call in the national guard and stop all that, god willing!
My hope is that with Donald as president we can streamline the nation. The courts and the laws are for losers: You’re fired!(Canned laughter) We can get rid of that cumbersome bureaucracy congress and just go to dial in numbers for laws at the end of the ultimate TV reality show “Donald goes to Washington.” Now that’s must see TV.
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WC Turck is an author, artist, playwright and talk radio host in Chicago. He has been called the most dangerous voice on the Left. His new book “A Tragic Fate: is an unflinching look at the events leading up to the shooting down of Malaysia Air Flight 17.” His first novel, “Broken” was recommended by NAMI for its treatment of PTSD. In 2006 he published “Everything for Love,” a memoir of his experiences during the siege of Sarajevo. He wrote and produced two critically acclaimed plays, “Occupy my Heart” and “The People’s Republic of Edward Snowden.” He works with the homeless and foreclosure victims in Chicago. He partners in a weekly radio show dedicated to issues, society and politics with cohost, activist and artist Brian Murray For more information, past shows, videos and articles, visit www.revolutioandbeer.com
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