America Ended Today.

I’ll bet you didn’t notice, but there were a number of declarations today following the back to back supreme court decisions upholding the ACA and legalizing Gay marriage.

Glen Beck made the proclamation yesterday to his audience of crayon eaters, saying that “the country as you know it, and as it was designed, is done.” Talk wimp, reported deadbeat dad and deposed representative Joe Walsh declared today on his show that America is dead. Ron Paul said in the Senate floor that America is gone. National Review on line posed this milestone in world history as a question. Northern Truth Seeker gave 19 reasons why the country ended yesterday, then revised it down to 10. Not sure where they are now.

Like you I was just as surprised that America was over. Stupid me, I had just mailed in a mortgage payment to a bank that has no basis legally to run a mortgage on my condo since they are licensed through the American government. Just in case some poor colored mama was able to buy aspirin for her sick brat under Obamacare, or in a couple of gay guys said “I do” somewhere on the eastern seaboard, I rushed home amazed to find that my toilet still flushed. (At the writing of this article I am still on a toilet vigil.)

Lucky for me that fool at the gas station accepted that antiquated paper money for gasoline. I was sweating that one, because I have no idea where I could find a goat of chickens to trade here in the inner city.

It was a good run, America, as Joe Walsh announced to his lead paint chewing audience. Michael Savage pontificated that he had a “mystical” and “Godly” perspective, incensed that “the Perverts have taken over,” and that they were responsible for the rise of ISIS. Whew, good news, because I was worried that oil companies working with Western politicians, like President Obama, were merely corralling them in order to manipulate world oil prices. I guess that means Savage and ISIS are actually on the same side?

So, since America is over, I am free to proclaim my condo as a sovereign nation. I therefore am an ambassador with legal immunity everywhere I go under the United Nation’s charter. They still exist after all.


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CAM00236WC Turck is an author, artist, playwright and talk radio host in Chicago. He has been called the most dangerous voice on the Left. His new book “A Tragic Fate: is an unflinching look at the events leading up to the shooting down of Malaysia Air Flight 17.” His first novel, “Broken” was recommended by NAMI for its treatment of PTSD. In 2006 he published “Everything for Love,” a memoir of his experiences during the siege of Sarajevo. He wrote and produced two critically acclaimed plays, “Occupy my Heart” and “The People’s Republic of Edward Snowden.” He works with the homeless and foreclosure victims in Chicago. He partners in a weekly radio show dedicated to issues, society and politics with cohost, activist and artist Brian Murray For more information, past shows, videos and articles, visit www.revolutioandbeer.com


The Illinois Policy Institute (IPI) is a conservative think tank with offices in Chicago and Springfield, Illinois, and member of the State Policy Network. IPI is a member of the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) as of 2011. IPI is also a member of ALEC’s Health and Human Services Task Force and Education Task Force. Senior Budget and Tax Policy Analyst, Amanda Griffin-Johnson, presented model legislation (the “State Employee Health Savings Account Act”) to the HHS task force at ALEC’s 2011 annual meeting.[4] Collin Hitt, Director of Education Policy, is a private sector member of the Education Task Force representing IPI. He sponsored the “Local Government Transparency Act” at the ALEC 2011 States and Nation Policy Summit. In its 2006 annual report the Cato Institute states that it made a grant of $50,000 to the Illinois Policy Institute. The Cato Institute is a libertarian think tank founded by Charles G. Koch and funded by the Koch brothers.

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